[Dog Gone]

I read on another thread the "Dear Policeman - I am God" was written in German, using Allah, but was desifered into English using the word "God."

I read the post on the other thread, and that's not my recollection of it. In any event, I have a great deal of mistrust of bombshell facts shared by a Freeper I don't know, especially when they don't reveal their sources.

[aristeides]

If I had to translate that into German, especially given the apparent obsequious effect desired, I would translate: "Herr Wachtmeister (or "lieber Herr Wachtmeister"), ich bin der Herr Gott (perhaps "ich bin Gott")." "Polizist" may be the word for a policeman, but that's not how you address him. "Herr Wachtmeister" is like "Officer" in English. Nobody addresses a policeman as "Policeman" in English either.