[Pippin]

Good Afternoon everyone!

I'm Baaaaack!

IT'd FRIDAY NIGHT! Let's parrrrrtyyyyyy!

[lodwick]

The Buffalo Theory of Drinking Alcohol

I haven't heard anyone explain this quote as well as Cliffy Clavin the postman on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his drinking buddy Norm...

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back, that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest operating brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weakest brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


473 posted on 10/18/02 2:46 PM Central by Cuttnhorse

[daisyscarlett]

Hi Pippin....Bet you sure are glad its Friday and the weekend...

[Billie]

' bout time you got here, girl! I hope we'll see some partying tonight - seems like we have a lot of people out of town this weekend. Glad you're here. Feeling pretty good now?