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Court told of sex with traffic cone
scotsman.com ^ | today | AMY DEVINE

Posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by Rodney King

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To: spiffy
Where do you think the term 'Coyote Ugly' comes from?

Nam Vet

21 posted on 10/17/2002 9:23:12 AM PDT by Nam Vet
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To: el_chupacabra
brings to mind Andrew Dice Clay...."Man, I got to have me some of THAT!"
22 posted on 10/17/2002 9:23:41 AM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: Rodney King
Is there a law against "cone humping"?


23 posted on 10/17/2002 9:24:01 AM PDT by unixfox
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To: Rodney King
He could move to Kalifornia or Boston and then run successfully for a Congressit.

All he would have to do would be to use the pictures of his tryst with the Traffic Cones. The left wing perverts aka divesity its would swoon and vote for him.
24 posted on 10/17/2002 9:24:39 AM PDT by Grampa Dave
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To: xJones

25 posted on 10/17/2002 9:25:42 AM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: chookter
Never Mind the Bollards! Here's the Sex Pistols!
26 posted on 10/17/2002 9:26:07 AM PDT by drjimmy
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To: Rodney King
He went from a sneaker to a traffic cone?

The man has no morals! lol

27 posted on 10/17/2002 9:26:18 AM PDT by SunnyUsa
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To: JZoback
Remind you of anybody?
28 posted on 10/17/2002 9:28:06 AM PDT by Fzob
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To: Rodney King
I have an alibi.
29 posted on 10/17/2002 9:28:53 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: ErnBatavia
That looks like Saddam.
30 posted on 10/17/2002 9:31:24 AM PDT by Brett66
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To: Michael.SF.
Memo to self: Cancel vacation plans for Edinburgh Festival Fringe show.

Did you say that into your dictation machine like Norm Macdonald?

31 posted on 10/17/2002 9:37:09 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative
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To: Rodney King
I am wondering when San Francisco and New York City will demand mecial insurance for traffic cone domestic partners of employees.

Will the female Massachusettes candidate for Governor be for allowing people to marry their traffic cones.

Were the trainers (athletic shoes) jealous.

It is obvious this guy just went to the cones because he was missing his sole mate.

32 posted on 10/17/2002 9:39:06 AM PDT by harpseal
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To: Michael.SF.
Don't cancel! It's a great show!
33 posted on 10/17/2002 9:44:00 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: Rodney King
Wacky Scotsmen, that is.


34 posted on 10/17/2002 9:44:05 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Rodney King

sexy man sexy man

35 posted on 10/17/2002 9:48:05 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Rodney King
Sheriff Mhairi Stephen

Pronounced like "Mary"? Or like "This kilt dunna cover M'Hairy legs, laddie"? <|:)~

36 posted on 10/17/2002 9:49:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: Rodney King
On the plus side, afterwards he wasn't forced to talk for an hour about 'the relationship'.
37 posted on 10/17/2002 9:50:30 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Revelation 911

"I'm dead sexy!"

38 posted on 10/17/2002 9:53:06 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: Rodney King
Promiscuous cones can be seen on the streets of all major cities. They usually hang around construction sites.
39 posted on 10/17/2002 9:59:53 AM PDT by Consort
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To: Rodney King
Gives new meaning to the term "Cone-head".
40 posted on 10/17/2002 10:13:19 AM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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