[Jim Noble]

>>Does anyone have a pool going yet for how much longer this marriage will last<<

Well, I don't know.

My five-year old asked, "Mommy, who will take care of us if you get killed?"

While she was stammering out an answer about Nana and Auntie, I said (helpfully), "Catherine Zeta-Jones".

Slept on the couch...

[twigs]

As you should!

[Catspaw]

You mean she let you sleep in the house? That's one very forgiving woman.

[Caipirabob]

At least it was indoors!

ROTFL!

[stands2reason]

ROTFL!!!!