[Tacis]

Does anyone have a pool going yet for how much longer this marriage will last or who Douglas' next wife will be?

Don't understand how Dowd fits in here, but, as a gratuitous comment, there is just some material better left out of the gene pool, if you catch my drift.

[Jim Noble]

>>Does anyone have a pool going yet for how much longer this marriage will last<<

Well, I don't know.

My five-year old asked, "Mommy, who will take care of us if you get killed?"

While she was stammering out an answer about Nana and Auntie, I said (helpfully), "Catherine Zeta-Jones".

Slept on the couch...

[angcat]

He was never a father to his first son with his first wife; he is just a sperm donor. I’m sure Katherine is grateful for viagra.