How well do you know "devout" muslims? LEOs know a foreign writer when they see it -- and no American would write the message found on the tarot card. Also tarot card experts say the way in which the tarot card was used was incorrect.
I would. Why not? It sounded perfectly fine to me. I am God. Dear Policeman. Perfectly acceptable grammar.
"What about Dear God, I am a Policeman"?
Dear Policeman, I am God. Dear Editor, I am Anger. Dear Murderous Dictator, I am Retribution. I speak like this. I am American. That's like saying no American would conjugate the verb "to be" - I be, you be, he be, we be, y'all be etc. When you say "No American" would do this- you're talking about 280,000,000 different little snowflakes- each with his/her/its own way of doing things and manner of speaking.