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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; Mr_Magoo
NEENER! NEENER! NEENER!




This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand and says, "ACTS 2:38!"
The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops. When the cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady: "How did you do this?"

The woman replied, "I quoted scripture." The cop turned to the burglar and asked, "What was it about the scripture that had such an effect on you?"

The burglar replied, "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's."

258 posted on 10/11/2002 5:28:33 PM PDT by tomkow6
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To: Snow Bunny; SAMWolf; MistyCA; Victoria Delsoul; radu; AntiJen; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; ...
POP

GROANER Quiz!

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

Answers: if AND when the "voices" give them to me...........

263 posted on 10/11/2002 5:34:47 PM PDT by tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
Okay, that's it! (That's me taking a corner with you on the trunk.)
280 posted on 10/11/2002 6:17:26 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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To: tomkow6
That is quite the verse to quote.

There are many who think that it does save lives.


But you knew that didn't you?


Clever!
370 posted on 10/11/2002 8:18:11 PM PDT by Radix
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