[lsee]

This has got to be one of those pervert types who regularly inserts things into his urethra for sexual thrills...An ordinary, right-minded man would probably not be able to do this and would not even think of doing such a thing in the first place. Put the cretin out of his misery and light the darn thing already!

[Darksheare]

Light it and give him a Darwin Award!

Wouldn't happen to be the guy who walked into the police station with a screwdriver inserted afterwards to remove the firecracker? The guy who said, "I have these items in there, can you help me?" to the police?

[Matchett-PI]

This guy is too cocky for his own good!

[pankot]

Now if he would put a stick of dynamite up his rectum and light it and the firecracker he wouldn't know if he's coming or going!

[mark_interrupted]

Did it go off?

[Matchett-PI]

Here are some comments from previous threads that would fit this story, too:

A Yorgi Yorgason relative, I wonder?

Brings a new meaning to "I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas"!

4 posted on 10/9/02 2:15 PM Eastern by JennysCool
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/765983/posts
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I'll have to think about this one long and hard.

12 posted on 3/8/02 4:56 PM Eastern by do you like stuff
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/642984/posts
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Yes, but it's no skin of my nose.

17 posted on 2/28/02 2:21 PM Eastern by DEADROCK
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/637166/posts

[Nebr FAL owner]

Anybody got any matches? a cigarette lighter would work.

[VOYAGER]

My husband heard on Bill Cunningham talk radio in Cincinnati that a war protestor inserted a firecracker in his penis and threatened to light it.

I suppose we can assume it wasn't a "baby giant"; the firecracker I mean?

[pke]

Was his last name Daschle?