Maybe the FReep-a-thon will go more quickly if, after you donate, you get a cookie that disables all the ads in the threads. Then only the FREELOADERS will have to look at them!
This is a good start. With a little modification:
After 6 months if the newbees are still Freeploaders, they get faced with someobnoxious popup ad and special logon everytime they log on, go to another thread or try to make a reply.
The popup ad says for 17 cents a day or $5/month these obnoxious popup ads will disappear.
Then as you suggested regular monthly donors or quarterly get a special cooky that by passes the obnoxious popup!
That's a great idea, but then those of us who donated would be bombing the same threads over and over because we wouldn't see the ads...unless we run Cookie Washer, which I do at least once a day...then that would defeat the purpose.