[Arkinsaw]

These trees are killing WAAAAAAAAAAAY too many people. What with the skiing, the car wrecks, and now just sitters. We should perhaps be calling for a ban on these dangerous trees.

[pgobrien]

Obviously an Assault-Tree! No need for trees that tall or powerful. The young man just found out "GRAVITY....not just a good idea....IT'S THE LAW!"

[sneakypete]

We should perhaps be calling for a ban on these dangerous trees.

Not all trees are evil. Some only kill Kennedy's.

[Robert A Cook PE]

A "lady" (or at least a previously female human) fell from another redwood last year too.

Trees 2
Liberals 0

[WaterDragon]

Thanks for the ping, madfly. My brother and I, who both loved tree climbing and tree house-building when we were kids, never, ever fell out of a tree.

That proves it's only children who have the skills to sit in trees safely.