[ladyinred]

Chads took me to the fair today. What he failed to mention was that it was Senior Citizen day! There must have been 80 zillion old people there! He got in free, but I made him buy me a ticket!!!!! Then all he wanted to do was sit on a bench and stare at old women. The only problem was, every bench was filled to capacity with ole geezers like him, so he had to settle for lying on the grass near a TREE, so you can just imagine what happened there! (so embarrassing!)
I of course, left him on the grass and went shopping in the exhibits! Yes, LIR can always find a place to shop!

[chadsworth]

I of course, left him on the grass and went shopping in the exhibits! Yes, LIR can always find a place to shop!

Yep, she is the only one that can go into a place that has exhibits and wind up buying something.

Most people shop at stores and leave the exhibits so other people can see them, not buy them. LOL

[chadsworth]

Then all he wanted to do was sit on a bench and stare at old women.

Well, I was trying to find Cob some more poker players, found a couple of them.

ole geezers like him

Me thinks it be about time to put in a 2nd dog house, one without a mirror or hair dryer in it.

so he had to settle for lying on the grass near a TREE, so you can just imagine what happened there!

I never got tree broke either. That ole tree just didn't stand up to the heisting like some of them Texas Mesquites do.

[nopardons]

That'll teach ya ; next time make certain that Chad has his " walkies " , before you take him anywhere. :-)

[COB1]

"so he had to settle for lying on the grass near a TREE,"

That's the problem with those old dogs, LIR.
They just don't learn new tricks very well.
Chadsey is still trying to hike his leg like he used to when he was a young dog, but he's getting so old now that it runs down his leg before he can get it up.
Sounds like it's diaper time for poor old chadsey before he embarrasses you to death!