[Physicist]

Sandy can't be a lesbian. She's from Texas.

Two words: Molly Ivins.

[general_re]

Alas, my son is too young to appreciate the Spongebob-Buckaroo Banzai connection as I do, but I imagine you would understand ;)

[Jeff Chandler]

Sandy can't be a lesbian. She's from Texas. Two words: Molly Ivins.

Except that we're discussing cartoon charac ... um, never mind.