Dead: Option A - because I'm dead serious about the important things, like savoring my time with a beautiful woman like you.
Dead: Option B - Well, I was such an obnoxious prick as a pledge, my brothers all wanted to kill me or see me dead.
Drunk Coed Hottie: (A) Where's your bedroom, I'm feeling dizzy? (B)Where's the bathroom? I'm feeling dizzy.
Nicknames should be flattering in some stupid male way.
Two other episodes I can think of that are fascinating are the frycook cook-off, reminiscent of Iron Chef, and the "sea creatures are better than land mammals" argument, in which Sandy dared all the rest of them who were making fun of her diving bell to go up on the beach. Quite funny, as when Patrick the starfish, SpongeBob, Squidworth, and Krusty Crab gathered their nerve and ran up on the surface, the cartoon switched to video tape of a yellow sponge on a stick, a souvenir starfish on a stick, etc. Puppet seagulls attacked Patrick and Sandy the Squirrel had to rescue him...and the video showed a lame squirrel puppet in a diving bell. This is actually one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television.
Well, it's approaching 4:30 and I must start dinner. You really should watch this show. Watch three programs and you will be a fan, I guarantee.