I just told the hot drunken hippy chicks that I was a big Jerry Garcia fan.
I don't know if there is a woman hot enough to make me stoop that low.
I don't mean to disrespect you at all, but some nicknames suck. I knew a guy who was nicknamed "Dopey", he attended a crosstown High School, he finished third in state in the 167 lb wrestling class, an NAIA medalist while at UW Whitewater ... a funny, generous and great guy. I asked him one day after knowing him for years - "do you like people calling you Dopey?" Of course he didn't, and I suggested he make that known among his friends. Well, I did, he confirmed, and everyone respectfuly demurred after giving him ritualistic disrespect. He became "Heids" forthwith. Nobody thought about the insult of "Dopey" ... but Jeff did, I'll guarantee you.
Nobody wants to be named "pukey", "smelly", "leaky", "skid", "lurch" or "bones" either. That's not complimentary imagery.