A nickname based on annoying and disruptive behavior? They happen, but they aren't given by folks wanting you around their vicinity.
When somebody is mocked or ridiculed, usually the mockee is the only one annoyed. The surrounding witnesses are generally quite mirthful, if it’s done right.
Dead: Option A - because I'm dead serious about the important things, like savoring my time with a beautiful woman like you.
Dead: Option B - Well, I was such an obnoxious prick as a pledge, my brothers all wanted to kill me or see me dead.
Drunk Coed Hottie: (A) Where's your bedroom, I'm feeling dizzy? (B)Where's the bathroom? I'm feeling dizzy.
Nicknames should be flattering in some stupid male way.