Doug---CALL HOWARD!!! (How Forrester Can WIN In NJ)

Self | October 7, 2002 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Fellow Freeper, hchutch, has been trying for weeks to get me to set the wheels in motion for Douglas Forrester to call in to the Howard Stern show. And for weeks, I've been putting him off with the explanation that since Forrester was so far ahead in the polls against that crook, Torricelli, that this would be unnecessary. Then hchutch contacted me again last week when it appeared that Frank Lautenberg would be replacing the Crooked Torch on the ballot. Again I put him off with the explanation that if SCOTUS overturned the NJ Supreme Court that this would also be unneccessary.

Okay, folks, NOW it is NECCESSARY!!! Douglas Forrester MUST call in to Howard Stern on his radio show. If he does so it means a MINUMUM of an extra 100,000 votes (probabably a lot more) for him in November. This would give Forrester the election.

I sure hope Forrester's advisors don't make the same mistake as the folks advising Bret Shundler when he ran for NJ governor. A friend of mine had close ties with Shundler's advisors and passed along the suggestion that Shundler call in to Howard's show. When I got the word back that the timid Shundler advisors nixed that idea, I got so upset that I almost pulled an Elvis on my computer monitor.

So, PLEASE, Doug Forrester. DON'T make the same mistake as Bret Shundler. Just call in to the Howard Stern show. It doesn't mean you have to paint some chick's nekkid breasts or hang out with Howard at Scores or pledge obedience to Satan. Just call in to Howard and have some fun for a few minutes. Maybe you could even promise Howard that if elected Senator, you would try to have a NJ toxic waste dump named after him.

For a time investment of less than 10 minutes you will guarantee yourself victory in November. Since you are pro-choice and since Howard STRONGLY supports Bush's effort against Iraq (Howard flamed the Hollywood liberals today on his show who opposed action against Iraq) then I think you and Howard would hit it off.

Please, Mr. Forrester. I don't want to see Tom Dasshole as MAJORITY LEADER next term. Plus I would love to see that stupid smirk knocked off Jim Jefford's face.

p.s. If you doubt Howard's effectiveness as a vote-getter, then check with NY Governor Pataki who went from 20 points behind Mario Cuomo a week before the 1994 election to winning the election by 6 points---Thanx to Howard's support. This was why Howard was the GUEST OF HONOR at Pataki's inauguration.

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah, I like the sound of it: The Howard Stern Toxic Waste Site.

[freeper0743]

This whole diatribe is typical North Jersey Bu**shit.
Move back to new york (small letters) Hillary??, As I said before, who elected the powers that are now in control?????
We in the South supported Schundler, did you?
The North Jersey machine is in control, UNIONS and RATS!!!

[PJ-Comix]

This whole diatribe is typical North Jersey Bu**shit.
Move back to new york (small letters) Hillary??, As I said before, who elected the powers that are now in control?????
We in the South supported Schundler, did you?
The North Jersey machine is in control, UNIONS and RATS!!!

Oh Nurse! The patient is having another Bile Attack! Better double the dose of daily Lithium shot and commence the electro-shock therapy...NOW!!!

[Coleus]

Howard Stern is a Jew.

[freeper0743]

Two personal attacks? Can't refute the facts??
Typical Howard Stern Bu** sh*t.

[Coleus]

Some of us in the north did a lot for Schundler. Many saw him tonight.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/758810/posts?page=9#9

[freeper0743]

Thanks to you who tried, the machine did him in!

[freeper0743]

0h, by the way, did you in floriduh vote in NJ?

[PJ-Comix]

Two personal attacks? Can't refute the facts??
Typical Howard Stern Bu** sh*t.

Good news! A cure for rabies is just around the corner!!!

[dead]

Wow, you 609 clowns have serious issues! You're probably just a bitter DeBella groupie.

BTW, my North Jersey district whole-heartedly supported Schundler.

And a baba-booey to you.

[freeper0743]

That's three, age or IQ??

[freeper0743]

Glad to hear it, we where thinking we were alone!

[PJ-Comix]

Hang on! HELP is on the way!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Wow, you 609 clowns have serious issues!

On the positive side, he is diligently saving up his money to enter the Anger Control Program.

[freeper0743]

Anger??
Just at what the idiots have caused the State of NJ to be
considered to be!
What exit did you claim to be at?

[Urbane_Guerilla]

You need to get up to speed on Howard's bio. Trust me. His mom AIN'T Catholic. And your friend who claimed to have seen Howard in Church was pulling your leg.

1) I didnt say his mom was Catholic. 2) I heard him say on the radio he "wanted to go on the record" that he was Catholic, which admittedly does not mean he was Catholic, but doesnt make a lot of sense if it didnt mean that. And 3) My friend was not pulling my leg, which does not mean Stern is a Catholic, but it does mean it would take a strange explanation for Stern attending Mass and saying he was Catholic.

[freeper0743]

What's your area code, 666?

[Coleus]

Yes, we BENNY's held our own. I was involved in the campaign from the beginning. It's too bad DiFiasco, DiGaetano, Collins (from the South), Haytayan
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/703896/posts
, Krillos, and Sen. Louis F. Kosko, (who actually sent out a mailer urging his constituants to not vote for McGreevey or Schundler and to just vote for the bergen County line) dumped Schundler from the get go. Well, pay back is a bitch.

[Antoninus]

You folks keep harping on the idea that Pataki, Whitman and Guiliani all got elected thanks to Stern. Even if that were true, it's almost 10 years ago. He's lost most of his "juice" since then. I'd love to know what his ratings are in the NJ area compared to 10 years ago. I can only imagine they are way down. Even the teamsters, construction guys, and warehouse workers I know don't listen to him anymore. Stern's turd is circling the toilet bowl...

Forrester should continue to appear on Imus and Bob Grant, however, and perhaps put in an appearance on Michael Smerconish in Philadelphia. Those venues are where the action is.

[PJ-Comix]

Anger??
at what the idiots have caused the State of NJ to be considered to be!
What exit did you claim to be at?

Hmmm.... I seem to be conjuring up an image of Lars Thorwald (Raymond Burr) from Rear Window here. And the unfortunate thing is that he is thumping down the hallway to my apartment. Lucky for me I have an ample supply of flashbulbs. Err....How is your night vision? Heh! Heh!