To: COB1; Billie; daisyscarlett; Mama_Bear; dansangel; Pippin; All
To: MeeknMing
Great job with your Quitters gif - thanks for that one.
142 posted on
10/07/2002 11:25:26 AM PDT by
lodwick
To: MeeknMing; JustAmy; yall
FATHER O'MALLEY in WASHINGTON
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.
The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"
This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.
412 posted on 10/7/02 12:48 PM Central by Grampa Dave
146 posted on
10/07/2002 11:38:38 AM PDT by
lodwick
To: MeeknMing
SCOTUS will NOT take the case.
Lautenburg will be on ballon in NJ ! ballon? :)Neat animation!
160 posted on
10/07/2002 12:28:51 PM PDT by
Billie
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