That presupposes that the salamikazis would make a pattern. A good joke, maybe, but it doesn't sound like good operational discipline. Sounds more like a nutjob.
Now, an Islamic nutjob might do such a thing.....
Exactly what I'm thinking...I just can't shake the nutjob theory out of my head. There are also Pali sympathizer nutjobs like Luke Hjelder and the guy behind the Philly bombs. I'm leaning toward a homegrown Islamakazi sympathizer type, but who knows.
I'm off to the grocery store. Check in later.