Better check further up in the thread where we have ACTUAL US soldiers supporting South Park. You're attempts at classifying South Park fans are failing miserably.
Read Carefully: the distinction between somebody who watches Southpark and the Jeb-Bradley type she describes.
As for how you spend your time: If you want to spend hours of your life in front of the tube fine with me.
Regarding the actuality of the soldiers, I'll take your word for it: you must be tracking IP addresses.