To: Jim Robinson; yall
Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first women presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look
at her curiously. That's my pager, she says, i have a microchip under the
skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her
ear. When she finishes she explains, Thats my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand.
The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a
few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack
of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows.
Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax
837 posted on
10/08/2002 4:12:04 PM PDT by
lodwick
To: lodwick
ROFLOL! Seriously, ROFLOL!!!
840 posted on
10/08/2002 4:14:43 PM PDT by
terilyn
To: lodwick
ROFLMBO ... May I borrow that one .. I think my Dad inLaw would like it .. fofl
843 posted on
10/08/2002 4:17:54 PM PDT by
Mo1
To: lodwick
LOL!
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