[DoughtyOne]

Shooting this person would be too good for them. Draw and quarter the jerk and leave him for the buzzards.

[Dead Dog]

Irish Six-Pack. Shot through wrists, ankles, and knees. Lots of nerve endings, and they will most likely bleed out. Kind of like crucifixion, but not so "Roman".

[Charles Martel]

Shooting this person would be too good for them. Draw and quarter the jerk and leave him for the buzzards.

Sounds like fun, but even that would be over too quickly. Now, fire ants...