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1 posted on 09/30/2002 3:13:23 PM PDT by dead
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Grade A Meatlike Product
2 posted on 09/30/2002 3:14:59 PM PDT by RightWhale
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Where's the beef?
3 posted on 09/30/2002 3:15:42 PM PDT by stanz
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Hahahahahaha! Thanks for the comic relief.
4 posted on 09/30/2002 3:16:20 PM PDT by sonrise57
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Don't laugh. Thats how we wound up with Nadler.
5 posted on 09/30/2002 3:16:56 PM PDT by skeeter
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Oh, heck. Just give them a shovel and a bucket and they can scrape it up off the floor of the stables. Would be a step up from the Torch or the Clintons.
6 posted on 09/30/2002 3:18:04 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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It's all in the marketing.
7 posted on 09/30/2002 3:18:12 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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Thanks, dead. It's nice to take a break from spitting nails for a good, therapeutic guffaw.
8 posted on 09/30/2002 3:18:23 PM PDT by ru4liberty
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I thought this was how they were replacing the 'rat candidate:
9 posted on 09/30/2002 3:18:34 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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Maybe two lumps of meat would be better than one?


11 posted on 09/30/2002 3:20:59 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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Like my 'ol Pappy used to say, you get out of it just what you put in it...


12 posted on 09/30/2002 3:22:41 PM PDT by Vidalia
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I heard they dug this guy up from under the 50 yard line in Giant's stadium to clone a candidate from:

13 posted on 09/30/2002 3:25:01 PM PDT by sonrise57
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This could work. I'm thinking the physique of Ted Kennedy, the brains of Patty Murray, and the ethics of Hillary "Cattle Futures" Clinton. Garage-lift that bad boy out the ceiling and zap him with a lightning bolt and..."it's alive! It's aliiiiiiiiiive!!!"
14 posted on 09/30/2002 3:27:47 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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This is SO funny!
15 posted on 09/30/2002 3:28:02 PM PDT by ArcLight
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Ti turn it into a reasonable likeness of Torricelli, I believe the dems will have to beat the meat.
16 posted on 09/30/2002 3:28:31 PM PDT by philetus
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"This just in - Meat grown in a test tube has been shown to be both smarter AND more patriotic than several Democrats."


17 posted on 09/30/2002 3:29:55 PM PDT by Diogenesis
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Sen. Torricelli with the Mafi and the CIA:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/750856/posts

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2001/9/17/162056.shtml

19 posted on 09/30/2002 3:37:02 PM PDT by Coleus
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"This candidate may not look like much, but he won't cut your social security, like those nasty Republicans...This November, vote Democrat for Senate. Remember: Our beef in Congress means more pork for you."


21 posted on 09/30/2002 3:37:32 PM PDT by kezekiel
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Semi-believable. And, thus, pointed satire.

You are referred to the ingredient label on several East Texas hot links. As in "Contains...cows lips, udders and other beef parts"...

23 posted on 09/30/2002 3:40:37 PM PDT by okie01
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'RAT: The other white meat.
24 posted on 09/30/2002 3:40:55 PM PDT by jrewingjr
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The only vat and media the Rats use will be the multicultural pisspot.
25 posted on 09/30/2002 3:42:27 PM PDT by TransOxus
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