[MHGinTN]

Thanks foir the quick link. Just send the following to Li'l Tommy:

Senator, the stealth politicization underway now for several weeks by Gore, you, and your mordant ilk is not working; you're assassinating the once great Democrat Party. MHGinTN(included e-mail addy, in case the diminuitive senator or his squealing staff wish to exchange)

[JulieRNR21]

A Little Irish Humor

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of
his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of
the matter?"

Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied
with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that
you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but
we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.