To: tomkow6
Rule #1 the wife is always right.
Rule #2 in the unlikely event that the wife is wrong..see rule #1
By the simple application of these 2 rules you will find (I believe) that life is much more peaceful.
94 posted on
09/25/2002 8:57:17 AM PDT by
Valin
To: Valin; Snow Bunny; SAMWolf; MistyCA; Victoria Delsoul; AntiJen; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; ..
I "misplaced" my copy of THE RULES, but, unfortunately, I found them again....for those of you that are un-aware of THE RULES, I post them now, as a Public Affairs Announcement:
THE RULES
1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females are born
with this knowledge.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which
was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately, if not sooner,
for causing the misunderstanding.
8. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written
consent from the female.
10. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY
TIME.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants
him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to change these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
106 posted on
09/25/2002 9:57:19 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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