Well, actually, it ain't exactly a wig,
not a real one or anything like that,
but there isn't a lot to choose from out here.
It's kinda gray and does have some long strands.
You'll like it.
Kinda purty, really, if you don't mind the smell,
which is kinda like Lysol or something Mama-Bear dipped it in to swab the deck, before we got her a new mop...
But between you and me, doen't Mama_Bear want her old mop back? I heard she had other uses in mind for it! LOL!!
Have you no shame, Captain?
Thud ran and hid when he saw her.