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To: ST.LOUIE1
Morning, *bad* bear. : )

Hey, *bad* bears have all the fun, you know. ;-)

Gee, you were up late. : )

Yes, I was. That's why I am so late getting here. Well, that, and a few other reasons. :-)
But, I'm here now, trying to get my pings answered.

Nothing starts off a day like a good breakfast! It's going to be a beautiful day, don't ya' think?

126 posted on 09/21/2002 11:03:30 AM PDT by Mama_Bear
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To: Mama_Bear; yall; Jacob; rebecca
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter:


"Are you the owner?"


The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."


127 posted on 09/21/2002 11:09:27 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Mama_Bear
Morning, *bad* bear. : )

Hey, *bad* bears have all the fun, you know. ;-)

I've heard that. : )

Gee, you were up late. : ) Yes, I was. That's why I am so late getting here. Well, that, and a few other reasons. :-)
But, I'm here now, trying to get my pings answered.

Like the good little hostess you are. : )

Nothing starts off a day like a good breakfast! It's going to be a beautiful day, don't ya' think?

Have you ever tried those Hostess SnowBalls? With coconut on top? : )

Yes, a gorgeous day!

136 posted on 09/21/2002 11:30:24 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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