LOL, they can print some things in British papers that I don't think American papers could get away with. This was priceless.
Isn't that the truth?......
Warning! Warning!
I can excerpt this part with minor adjustment, tho...
"Stop it!" yelled the King, covering his ears and shattering the night silence with a piercing scream. In the hush that followed, he could just make out the loyal members of his faithful praetorian guard in the corridor saying, "Hear that? Someone's put a knife in the old b*****d" and breaking into a chorus of Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead. "Look, Zabibah," he said, calmly. "For the last time, this is how the allegory works: I'm Saddam and you're Scott Ritter. No, wait. . ."
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