I like that one too. It's useful when discussing with a prospective convert the possibility that the Dims have moved off into left field.
How's about this one:
All politicians are crooks...?????
FGS
1- Do you think people who commit truly heinous crimes... like murder, rape, and molesting children... ought to suffer severe, certain penalties?
2- Do you think that governments- like families- should in general not spend more money than they take in?
3- Do you think the military needs to be big and strong enough to protect American shores, and American interests abroad?
If you answer "yes" to each of these- Congradulations! You are an Honorary Conservative...
In practice, of course, I varied the questions somewhat, sometimes substituting a First or Second Amendment question, or even something else entirely apart from the Bill of Rights.