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[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
This has come about after much badgering by you, my friends and extended family...

[Tai_Chung]

Are these quotes real or urban legends?

[webboss]

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," -Hillary Clinton......"

 

LOL! This cracks me UP! ...

[widgysoft]

We are the president

could easily be

We are the Borg

[Enemy Of The State]

"You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes - I did. "

Have a low self-esteem do ya? :-)

[meandog]

Real...as far as I know. Don't you just love John Wayne's quote?

[paulklenk]

Or, "We are Class A felons."

[Steve0113]

Are these quotes real or urban legends?

I've seen them before. They're real.

[NeoCaveman]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

Oh, she is as dumb as a box of rocks.

[twyn1]

I'm sure the Danny Ozark one is true...the Phillies have a knack for hiring DUMB managers

[SheLion]

Oh, she is as dumb as a box of rocks.

She sure is! I have heard that statement before. Boy!

[Fry]

I can vouch for one. I was watching the game the night Joe Theisman said this. However, Theisman wasn't being an idiot (at least not this time). He went to High School with a guy named "Norman Einstein." Einstein was his class valedictorian. (Sports Illustrated, March 2, 1992 v76 n8 p12) It seems like this was a running gag in High School and when SI tracked him down,(he's a doctor) he said he used to get teased by his professors.

I'm a life long Redskins fan and since they can't seem to defend themselves or the end zone, I'll have to try my best to help out.

[Cold Heat]

These are absolutely real. I recall hearing many of them when they occured, especially the polititco's quotes. It is nice to see them all together. ROFLMAO!

[Just another Joe]

Ah, but have you heard this one?

Dumb gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.

[maxwell]

I am sitting here laughing myself into tears y'all! I've read most of this sheeat before but it gets me every time...

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

LMFAO!

[NeoCaveman]

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

I'd probably vote for the guy just for his honesty.

[Argh]

These are funny, and there's an explanation of the Joe Theismann quote in reply # 13. And no, I'm not pinging you because I think you need to feel or be smarter...smartypants!

[Paulie]

bump for later read...very funny

[Mr. Bird]

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

If true, a ripoff of Yogi's "90 percent of this game is mental, the other half is physical".