A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day...09-19-02

dansangel and Billie

[JustAmy]

First they sue the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, then the fast food places for making them fat.

Guess I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with.

^^^^^^^^^^^^


Didn't Billie and ru4liberty take the afternoon off to go shopping?

Amy's eating lunch so I'm using her account again!
Heh Heh Heh

[lodwick]

What negative thing could I possibly say

about this charming photograph?

[LadyX]

Hafta hand it to ya, Frank - you take logic to new heights..:)))

[JustAmy]

Well .... I don't know what Amy would say but I can say "Seems that I've saw that picture a week or so ago"


Heh Heh Heh
It's me again!!!

[Feiny]

I cannot stop looking at Cliff site. I may go insane with glee....or pee my pants....maybe both!

[Mama_Bear]

Thanks for introducing us to another fine FR patriot, Billie.

Dutchy, it is a pleasure meeting you. I hope you are enjoying your day in the Finest Spotlight.

[blackie]

Bump and Grind is my specialty... ;o)

Mañana...

[JustAmy]

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see snyone so he tries again.

"Ribbit. 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits a birdie. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?", the man asks.

"Ribbit. wood." was the reply. The guy takes out a wood and - Boom! - a hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK...where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las vegas".

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog says "Ribbit roulette." Upon approaching the table the man asks. "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000 black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but after the golf game. the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You win me all this money and I am forever greatful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss me." The man figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the world.

"And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room".



Heh Heh Heh
Love it when the Net Nannies leave for awhile!

[Feiny]

There are so many great ones, but I love this one.

Welcome to Europe. I'm disgusting.

[JustAmy]

Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about. That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real strange how his suit must have shrunk just sitting in his closet, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently. The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt." "That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?"

"Furniture Disease is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."

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Heh Heh Heh
How many of you have Furniture Disease?

[Feiny]

A blonde replaced all the windows in her house. She had expensive, double-insulated energy efficient windows put in. Twelve months later she gets a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been
done for a year and she has failed to pay for the work done. The blonde
replies, "Now don't try to pull a fast one on me. Just because I'm
blonde doesn't mean that I'm automatically stupid. The salesman who
sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves".

[JustAmy]

LOL

[lonestar]

I tried. Don't know if I succeeded. I joined 02-06-98.

[jkphoto]

That's not nice . . . I resemble that comment!

[JustAmy]

JK

It is grate that you had a chance to stop by today!!
Can you stay for awhile?

[jkphoto]

I am in and out. High school seniors are keeping me real busy today. Thanks for the pings. I check in from time to time.

[MeekOneGOP]

Guess I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with.

Classic !

[Pippin]

STOP IT!!!

You have me cracking up so hard! LOL!!

[Pippin]

LOL!!

[Mama_Bear]

Hey, there you are! I just sent you an e-mail. Did you get it?

((((((hubby hugs!)))))))