[Kathy in Alaska]

I'm doing great. Are you over the punnies? I hope so. I thought Mom's and Teacher's weren't allowed to get sick.

[JustAmy]

A horse showed up at a ballpark. He headed for the manager and said much to the manager's surprise, "I'd like to try out for the team."

The manager eventually recovered from hearing a horse talk and said, "Really? Let me see you catch a few."

The horse walked to 3rd base and caught every ball hit to him. The manager asked him to throw. The horse whisked the ball toward the first baseman with amazing accuracy and speed. Picking up a a heavy bat a few minutes later, the horse proceeded to hit ball after ball over the centerfield fence.

The manager said, "Not bad at all. Now let me see your run."

The horse said, "If I could run, I'd be in the Kentucky Derby!"