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To: MoJo2001
Good morning, MoJo! Missed ya!


34 posted on 09/18/2002 5:12:14 AM PDT by tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
Good morning, Tom! It's great to see you!! Um, you need some help over there, don't ya?LOL!
35 posted on 09/18/2002 5:13:59 AM PDT by MoJo2001
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To: tomkow6
I'm terrible at jokes, but this morning's email brought this......

Church Hymns

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind.

" The pastor shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross".

" The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."

The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."

118 posted on 09/18/2002 9:16:03 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska
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