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Best Places To Go To Prison
Forbes ^ | Penelope Patsuris

Posted on 09/17/2002 12:12:03 PM PDT by wallcrawlr

NEW YORK - As disgraced former Tyco Chief Executive L. Dennis Kozlowski faces new charges of fraud and theft on top of multiple tax-evasion indictments, prison time seems nearly certain.

Where does a man who has everything go to do hard time? While convicts don't get to choose their poison, er, prison, they can make requests. With that in mind, we reviewed the federal penitentiary system and picked the five very best places to go to prison.

Wherever Kozlowski ends up, he'll likely be in good company, since Adelphia founder John Rigas has been cuffed and the Feds are circling WorldCom's Bernie Ebbers. And still on the Department of Justice's to-do list are Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia's namesake, Global Crossing's Gary Winnick, Qwest Communications' execs and, of course, the Enron alumni who ushered in the era.

Eglin is the original "Club Fed," nicknamed as such back in the 1980s when prisoners were allowed to wear their own clothes and even go home to have dinner with their families. Those fast and loose days are long gone, but the nickname has stuck. Inmates maintain the golf course at nearby Eglin Air Force Base, but make no mistake--they never get the chance to hit a few themselves. Disgraced shoe designer Steve Madden is scheduled to do his 41-month sentence here.

Location: Fort Walton Beach, Fla. Opened: 1962 Capacity: 800 Population: 792 Amenities: Open dormitories hold 50 men who sleep in two-man cubicles. Softball, basketball, soccer, flag football, universal weight machine, free weights. Vocational training offered in diesel and small-engine mechanics; dental assistant apprenticeships. Prisoner perks: Eglin has an active music department that sponsors a number of inmate bands and also has a stash of instruments that prisoners can check out. Also of note is the camp's strong religious studies program that even goes so far as to offer Native American practitioners a small hide tent that can be used as a sweat lodge.

Nellis is one camp that is often requested by white-collar criminals because it's the only minimum-security facility on the West Coast that's freestanding--or, in other words, that isn't located alongside a higher-security prison. Camps that co-exist with hard-core cellblocks feel more like "real" prisons since camp inmates often have to work inside of them, surrounded by the razor wire and watchtowers.

Location: North Las Vegas Opened: 1990 Capacity: 415 Population: 588 Amenities: Men sleep four to a cubicle in open dorms that hold up to 40. Softball, basketball, soccer, flag football, universal weight machine, free weights, stationary bikes and stair stepper machines, as well as pool and pingpong tables. Classes offered in leatherworking and general art. Prisoner perks: The dormitories at Nellis are air conditioned, which is unusual for a system that's generally bereft of any creature comforts. And Nellis' gym is better equipped than those at other camps. Most prisons just let inmates pump iron, but Nellis actually has cardio equipment (albeit very old), including stationary bikes and stair climbers.

Perched amid the rolling Blue Ridge Mountains of West Virginia, Morgantown is one of the most picturesque camps in the system. Inmates say it is not unusual for them to awake in the morning to the sight of deer grazing on the compound.

Location: Morgantown, W.Va. Opened: 1969 Capacity: 935 Population: 1,009 Amenities: Dorms house up to 300 men, sleeping in two-man cubes. Weights, pool and pingpong tables. Classes in leatherworking, art and wood carving. No organized team sports. Vocational training offered in data entry and welding, plus apprenticeship programs in baking, commercial photography, computer technology, air-conditioning systems, landscaping, printing presses, painting and plumbing. Prisoner perks: Morgantown is the only prison camp that isn't located on a military base. This means that instead of taking three or four hours getting cleared to enter the base and then the camp, Morgantown visitors can practically breeze right in and out.

Otisville was designed primarily with the Orthodox Jewish community in mind, although it is not officially designated as a Jewish facility. It was built in response to the fact that Orthodox Jews often tried to get out of doing time by making the legal argument that the Bureau of Prisons violated their First Amendment rights because it could not accommodate their religious lifestyle.

Location: Otisville, N.Y. Opened: 1980 Capacity: 100 Population: 119 Amenities: One dorm with two-man cubicles. Playing cards, board games and walking. No athletics. No vocational training. Prisoner perks: Kosher kitchen, weekly Shabbat observances. Every year during Passover, Jewish convicts are flown into Otisville temporarily to participate in a seder.

Allenwood is mentioned often by the media, probably because so many convicts from the New York City area are sent there. And like Eglin, inmates used to be permitted privileges like having food from the outside sent in. But after the public became outraged by these cushy conditions, the camp was overhauled and is now considerably more austere.

Location: Montgomery, Pa. Opened: 1993 Capacity: 567 Population: 584 Amenities: Dorms house up to 80 men in two-man cubicles. Softball, basketball, soccer, flag football, universal weight machine, free weights, pool and pingpong tables. Vocational training offered in horticulture. One program is 150 hours, another is 500 hours. Graduates of both receive certificates of completion. Prisoner perks: Its musical program not only provides instruments but also offers inmate-led instruction. Allenwood is also known for having a particularly diverse inmate population--which, according to experts, makes it a little easier for white-collar convicts to fit in.


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To: Billy_bob_bob
I hope I have made myself clear.

Eminently. And we have more in common than you may know.

Sorry if I misinterpreted your previous comments.

21 posted on 09/17/2002 2:58:41 PM PDT by angkor
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To: angkor
No problem, you allowed me to clarify my arguments and to state once again my very favorite argument of all; about rule of law, property rights and free enterprise being the key to prosperity.
22 posted on 09/17/2002 3:01:23 PM PDT by Billy_bob_bob
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To: wallcrawlr
"Eglin is the original "Club Fed," nicknamed as such back in the 1980s..."
.....actually since before the 80s...a lot of the Watergate guys did their time there....I was living in Louisiana in the mid-70s when the state highway commissioner got sent up for theft and kickbacks....he was carried over to Eglin by TWO state police cruisers....he was chauffered in first and the second one was to carry all his stuff (clothes, TV, golf clubs, bass rods ect)..
......when Marvin Mandel, the disgraced ex-governor of Maryland did his stint there he organized " educational seminars"...on off shore banking, securities fraud, tax evasion, money laundrying ect....and why not?...the featured "presenters" at the "seminars" were his fellow inmates who had considerable experiance in such areas.....Mandel even organized a "toastmasters club" that featured after dinner guest speakers...the great Johnny Unitas was even on the program one evening....it was said that he got a standing ovation from cons and guards alike.
Good luck to everybody!!
Stonewalls
23 posted on 09/17/2002 3:10:43 PM PDT by STONEWALLS
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To: Billy_bob_bob
Now having reviewed your comments, I came across this:

Whoever spends the most wins. It's just that simple.

Not true. He has the most persistence wins. I know that as a personal fact, it is quite indisputable beyond any doubt in my own experience.

He who has the persistence, the facts, and the truth wins.

I'm sorry things didn't work as you expected.

As we grow older we accept with equanimity that "The wheels of justice grind slowly, BUT they grind exceedingly fine."

You will get a fair hearing, but it may take very long time.

24 posted on 09/17/2002 3:13:54 PM PDT by angkor
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To: wallcrawlr
Otisville was designed primarily with the Orthodox Jewish community in mind, although it is not officially designated as a Jewish facility. It was built in response to the fact that Orthodox Jews often tried to get out of doing time by making the legal argument that the Bureau of Prisons violated their First Amendment rights because it could not accommodate their religious lifestyle.

...Prisoner perks: Kosher kitchen, weekly Shabbat observances. Every year during Passover, Jewish convicts are flown into Otisville temporarily to participate in a seder.

What a Country!

25 posted on 09/17/2002 3:18:25 PM PDT by Guillermo
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To: angkor
We settled years ago, knowing that we didn't want to be fighting until we were old and grey. Believe me, when the stakes are high enough, and you are suing over something worth millions and millions of dollars, you just would not believe the kinds of shenanigans that can go on in a courtroom. We didn't have the millions it would have taken to pursue the case until the bitter end, I and my co-plaintiffs just ended up getting shafted, that's all there is to it. I don't want to go into more detail for fear of inadvertently saying something that will get me sued by billionaires.

The end result is that I harbor a great deal of resentment towards our legal system. I'll never serve on a jury, because I'll happily tell the judge just what I think of our legal system, and how convinced I am that everyone involved is beneath contempt. That should get me thrown out of there in a hurry!
26 posted on 09/17/2002 3:22:20 PM PDT by Billy_bob_bob
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To: Billy_bob_bob
OTOH, now that I have some free time, it might be fun to sit on a jury just to monkeywrench it, force a hung jury just for the sake of costing the system some money. Goodness knows it cost me enough. That might be fun. I'll have to think about it.
27 posted on 09/17/2002 3:27:14 PM PDT by Billy_bob_bob
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To: Billy_bob_bob
We settled years ago, knowing that we didn't want to be fighting until we were old and grey.

I would have pursued one particular case until my death day. It was against a law firm for $138.00 USD.

I don't know what your case was about.

Mine was about the truth.

I won.

28 posted on 09/17/2002 3:39:50 PM PDT by angkor
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To: wallcrawlr
Fly Jewish prisoners to Otisville each year? No wonder the National Debt is so huge.
All prisoners should only be allowed perks after a day of hard labor, six days a week (maybe only a half day on saturday).
29 posted on 09/17/2002 4:39:30 PM PDT by ampat
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To: spectre
Many times, I've noticed the Club Fed men milling around drink machines in the BX parking lot...the ones dressed in Navy Blue Dockers with pressed white shirts..:~)

I've been living and working at Eglin for over 20 years, and the prison camp is not as cushie as this article implies. The inmates here do all the installation upkeep--mowing lawns, raking leaves, picking up cigarette butts, etc.--that otherwise the already overworked airmen would get stuck doing. There are few discipline problems with these guys cause they know they're headed to the big house if they screw-up and the good thing is they will do at least 85 percent of their sentence before they get a shot at parole. While I think whitecollar criminals should do hard time just like the doper that robs a convienence store, the federal prison system arrangement at places like Eglin and Tyndall do have some good points.

30 posted on 09/17/2002 5:36:23 PM PDT by DaBroasta
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To: Guillermo
I know some Jews who would consider having to follow Orthodox rules to be punishment.

The thought of a bunch of rich liberal JINO's (Jews in name only) being forced to follow halacha is amusing. 10 fast days, restricted diet, thrice daily prayers....
The good news is that they might find G_d and repent.
31 posted on 09/17/2002 5:42:23 PM PDT by rmlew
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To: wallcrawlr
Morgantown is not in the Blue Ridge Mountains. It's WEST of the Applachians.
32 posted on 09/17/2002 8:37:15 PM PDT by montanus
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