[gundog]

Monkeys are as close to humans as snakes are to porcupines.

Pretty ignorant comment, taxonomically speaking.

Here's something to mull over: Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas.

[Houmatt]

Pretty ignorant comment, taxonomically speaking.

Not as ignorant as thinking you came from a monkey.

I think Ross Perot said it best: "If they look different, they are different."