Posted on 09/16/2002 7:30:13 AM PDT by boris
Source: Cornell University (http://www.cornell.edu)
Date: Posted 9/16/2002
How To Remove 250 Stains From Clothes And Textiles
ITHACA, N.Y. -- To remove a grass stain, would you use banana oil, detergent, ammonia, vinegar, alcohol or bleach? Or, would you just give up? A new publication by textile experts at Cornell University -- also available online in Adobe Acrobat format at http://www.human.cornell.edu/units/txa/extension/removingstains.pdf -- provides laboratory-tested details on removing almost 250 different stains, from adhesive tape and antiperspirant to wax crayon and wine with products that can be found in most grocery stores or pharmacies.
"Every single stain has been tested, and if the directions are followed, the chances of removing the stains are very good," says Judy L. Price, a retired extension educator from Monroe County, N.Y. She has updated a 1975 Cornell publication, Removing Stains at Home , with Ann T. Lemley, professor and chair of textiles and apparel in the New York State College of Human Ecology at Cornell.
The 12-page booklet includes descriptions of the various supplies needed for stain removal, such as solvents (dry-cleaning solvent, paint-, oil- and grease-remover and amyl acetate); lubricants for water-borne stains, such as dishwashing detergent, glycerin and pretreatment sprays; lubricants for greasy stains, including lard, mineral oil and dry spotter; and acids and alkalies, such as ammonia and vinegar; bleaches; and enzyme products.) The authors include specialized procedures for stains such as ballpoint ink, black walnut, candle wax, evergreen pitch, grass, lipstick, rust and scorch marks.
As for the grass stain? The correct answer is all of the above: Blot first with banana oil (amyl acetate), then blot with detergent solution and flush with water; blot with ammonia solution and flush with water; blot with vinegar solution and flush; sponge with alcohol, blot and flush; remove final traces with bleach solution as many times as it takes, flushing with water after each application; apply vinegar solution to remove excess chlorine, then flush with water. It works most of the time, especially if the stain is fresh.
Editor's Note: The original news release can be found at http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Sept02/stains.remove.ssl.html
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Ah, at last, something relevant and useful comes out of Ithaca, the City of Evil. I wouldn't be suprised if the ultra-leftists who control Cornell University were inspired by Monica's blue dress. ;)
Do they have a technique for book covers?
Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.
Knopf is 13th Century German for incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples garbage. Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early classics as
How to Enjoy The Inquisition by Father Torquemada
You Get My Point? by Vlad the Impaler
Guillotine Maintenance and Repair by Citizen Robespierre
Three of their more recent offerings are PeeWee Hermans Movie Guide, Gary Condits Guide to Picking Up Chicks and Compared to Us, Ponzi Was a Freakin Choirboy co-authored by Gary Winnick, Ken Lay and Terry McAuliffe.
All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!
One day at lunch a colleague was acting as the 'banker' for the bill. He couldn't get the amount to come out right and suspected we were not including enough for the waitress.
"You're neglecting the tip!" he exclaimed.
"That's what Bill said to Monica," I dryly remarked.
--Boris
Michael
Forget it. Just buy a new pair of jeans.
I have a plan. I'm going to buy a shirt and the very first thing I am going to do with it is soak it in olive oil. Then I will wash it several times. The idea is to pre-stain it so it cannot be stained any further!
No matter what I do, salad dressing or something always ends up on my shirts. No matter how careful. I drop my fork. The waitress spills on me. Whatever. But perhaps my 'olive oil' cure will work. Who knows?
--Boris
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