OOOH - Diddle - this is too much fun - I've only live in the Great State of Texas for 10 years! You'll have to come up with a 50+ female Washington DC (Caucasian) joke/insult for me. P.S. I'm brunet with a gorgeous blond daughter and a even more beautiful brunet granddaughter.
Ya know what, hair color has never mattered the least in who I chose to date.
But as long as we are on the subject of hair color, when I was growing up this lass was at the top of the charts: