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Blind Psychic Feels Buttocks To Tell Future - Man Says Backsides Can Be Read Like Palms
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Posted on 09/13/2002 5:12:28 PM PDT by jstone78
Blind Psychic Feels Buttocks To Tell Future
Man Says Backsides Can Be Read Like Palms
A blind psychic claims he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks, according to a Local 6 News report.
Ulf Buck, 39, is a German clairvoyant who claims a person's backside has lines that allow him to predict anything from financial fortune and family life to health and happiness.
Buck said the lines on a person's buttocks are similar to those found on the palm of the hand. He said that he has trained his fingers to aquire the skill of reading buttocks.
How accurate are his predictions?
One client said that "a lot" of what he heard is true. Buck also said that he correctly predicted a soap opera actress in Germany was going to write a book.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Germany
KEYWORDS: butt; pervert
The guy has got to be the world's smartest pervert. He gets to do something he really loves to do, and gets paid for it. And there are probably many people offering their butts for the "privilege" of knowing their "future".
As one American living about a century ago said: "There is a sucker born every minute".
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:12:28 PM PDT
by
jstone78
To: jstone78
Imagine what he could find out about Hillary!
To: jstone78
Everytime this is posted, it just cracks me up.
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:16:19 PM PDT
by
Lokibob
To: Lokibob
Defines "WAG", doesn't it?
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:17:57 PM PDT
by
Grut
To: jstone78
I'll volunteer to see what's in J-Lo's furture.
To: Lokibob
"feels buttocks to tell future" Yea, I used that same line when I was a junior in college on the incoming freshmen girls...(and before I get FLAMED OR BANNED! just kidding folks... a little humor)
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:22:41 PM PDT
by
kellynla
To: jstone78
He prefers men, right?
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:27:45 PM PDT
by
MonroeDNA
To: jstone78
Is this billclinton's new gig?
To: jstone78
Blind Psychic Feels Buttocks To Tell Future - Man Says Backsides Can Be Read Like Palms ^Buttocks I've got.
What I wish I had are breasts.
I'd be reading those all the time.
To: Wild Irish Rogue
but he can't find his own ass with both hands
To: billorites
Elaine: Breasts? I thought you were a "Leg Man"?
Jerry: I have legs.
To: jstone78
Call me blonde,
butt I don't get it.
To: jstone78
I tried this in High School with girls but only ended up with a lot of slaps to the face.
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:50:17 PM PDT
by
leadhead
To: BubbaJunebug
Darn, beat me to it.
To: jstone78
Well if he feels my buttocks I'll be able to predict his future! LOL
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posted on
09/13/2002 5:57:40 PM PDT
by
brat
To: jstone78
I'm afraid to ask where the "life line" would be...
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posted on
09/13/2002 6:45:04 PM PDT
by
goodieD
To: jstone78
My crystal ball tells me he does a lot of his fortune telling in Gentlemens Clubs.
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