[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Jeb Bush thought he had the Florida voting booths licked. Idiot proof. Nitwit proof. Lunatic proof. He has yet to comprehend the depths of their black hole brains, the Last Fronteer, a place no sane person has gone before. If Captain Kirk tried to explore that endless void, he would cry, Scottie! Beam me up!

Here is what I suggest to Jeb Bush:

The people running the voting booths in various parts of Flori-duh need to be led by the hand like children.


"This is the enter button. It is spelled, E,N,T,E,R. You take your finger, yes, that's a finger, and push on the Enter Button. No, not your nose. No, your nose is not linked with the computer system. No, don't eat that... This is a cartridge. Yes. This thingie in my hand. I said... cart-ridge. No, I said, CART-RIDGE. Yes. You need to... no. Don't put the cartridge in your mouth...

Don't trust these guys with play-dough.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Arthur, the machines were that easy...really. The problems in these precincts were mostly on the human level...unprepared SOE's/precinct workers who didn't take their jobs..or their right to vote...seriously enough to care (or intentional mischief). Either way, Dems. in SE Florida have lost the right to run either their counties, or the state...imho.