Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

New Scientist.com ^ | 11 September 02 | Sylvia Pagán Westphal, Boston

[Happygal]

*ROFL*!!! Now THAT'S funny! :-)

[humblegunner]

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Over 100 posts, and not one comment on a "related story" from the website:
That being "Women could soon be able to grow their own 'natural' breast implants."

Guys, Guys, Guys.
We are overlooking an even more important discovery here!
Just think, our days of worrying about what to get the "little woman" for Christmas may soon be a thing of the past!
Ah yes, I can just see it now........ :~D

[Young Werther]

In the fall of '61 I was part of the freshman class who lived in quasi army barracks which were constructed to meet the needs of a class influx which was greater than available dorm rooms. Rutgers had issued 5000 acceptances and expected 1200 to matriculate. 1700 accepted and between May and Sept the four "Heights" Dorms were built at the New Brunswick campus. The dorms were named A B C D. I was one of the A dorm students. We coined a phrase which, not heard to much today, was a clarion call to all students and is appropriate for the post.

FV<KIN' A!!!!

[Feiny]

I knew those guys! Used to see them play locally and even went to one of Johns poetry readings. He was very nice and extremely funny.

[Feiny]

Oh stop with the flattery...I will not service you again!

[razorback-bert]

After looking over feinswinesuksass carefully, R-B replies , judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.
"Oh, you flatterer!" feinswinesuksass gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute! I haven't added them up yet."

[StockAyatollah]

Senator Lott, please report to the OR, stat!

[small voice in the wilderness]

Here I was thinking the guys down at the kleenex plant were staring at the secretary.

The Kleenex penis. "Yeah, I gotchur tissue right here, blow this.."

[ofMagog]

0800 41°F / 5°C Wellington, NZ:

People! People!
Remember we are about to visit Australia and they are exceedingly prudish. LadyX and WVNan are preparing a series of lectures on proper decorum and mannners. All of you have shocked Thud, even awoke Fred.

We sail this evening. All hands fall in to swab Scuttlebutt and prepare ship for sailing.

[Feiny]

Stop the sweet talk before I put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

[Feiny]

Sorry Captain, but he acts like has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel. He was cruisin for a bruisin.

[Bon mots]

Is that where Hillary got hers?

[AxelPaulsenJr]

The penis is more difficult to recreate because it has more functions and, unlike the bladder, is also a solid organ.

Until Viagra, the last part of that statement was not always true.

[razorback-bert]

Well I see flattery really works on you: As I snow, so shall I reap.

[Robert_Paulson2]

its a penis operation dude....

not a set of balls....

sheesh, don't you know they wouldn't take?

[Feiny]

Is it snowing again? Dang it....I just washed the car!

[Fintan]

"If you have a child born with ambiguous genitalia, it's a life-changing event..."

Well sure...Richard Simmons and Michael Jackson have made fortunes with ambiguous genitalia.