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To: daisyscarlett
GWB Is The man !!

Death To All Tyrant's !!

Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!

Molon Labe !!
70 posted on 09/12/2002 11:49:10 AM PDT by blackie
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To: blackie; daisyscarlett; Billie; Mama_Bear; Pippin; All
GWB Is The man !!

He sure is !

A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad."
St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad"
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad".
Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad.
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are you?"
The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand.
The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad."
God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"
God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. 2 coffees!!!"



72 posted on 09/12/2002 12:11:20 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: blackie
GWB Is The man !!

And our First Lady is not too shabby either...

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First lady Laura Bush shows off a school jacket after speaking at Aquinas High School, a Catholic school for girls in the Bronx borough of New York, Thursday Sept. 12, 2002. The first lady visited the school at the invitation of Charlene Cruz, seated in front left, president of the Student Council. The first lady addressed the all-girl student body on her impressions of America post September 11, and importance of service to others. (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)

81 posted on 09/12/2002 2:16:48 PM PDT by daisyscarlett
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