Clinton on Letterman Live Thread [Masochist Roll Call!!}

9/11/02 | PianoMan

[PianoMan]

Clinton to be on Letterman tonight. For all those who like inflicting pain on themselves, or are hoping he'll make a complete fool of himself or go down in flames....come on board!

[RasterMaster]

Its called CUBA! Carter could be VP

[RasterMaster]

That's cause he's got a stiffy for Dave and Paul Shaffer.

[L.N. Smithee]

I'm surprised he didn't stroll in with a drink in his hand, or a coke can.

I believe that during his videotaped Grand Jury testimony, Clinton was wearing a tiny undetected wireless earphone inside his ear and signaling with his glass of ice water and his can of Diet Coke when he needed lawyers on the other end to feed him the perfect lines. After all, why would he need two different drinks?

I have no way of proving my theory, but nonetheless, until proven otherwise, I will believe it until the day I die.

[ravinson]

Clinton on Letterman

The perfect venue for the biggest, sickest joke in America. He's still belly full of his own droppings.

Time for a Slick Willie reprise.

From:

ALL ALONG OUR LAUNCH TOWERS, by Slick Willie
(parody of "All Along the Watchtower")

Some say that I’m a horse’s rear,
I'm a joke here I agree,
There's too much derision,
I can't get no fig leaf.
Slobodan's plans take up my time,
bin Laden roams my earth,
But none of them have throngs like mine,
Who knows how any of ‘em works.

"No reason to get excited,"
To the Greeks I slyly spoke,
"There are many here among us,
Who feel that Kosovo's a joke.
But you know why,
And don’t you rat,
Anyway it’s too damned late,
So let’s just stalk Milosevic,
Or NATO’s power is giving way.”

All along our launch towers,
No missiles are left but a few,
While all my women came and went,
Few heard more disturbing news.
Outside of Bill Gertz’s rants,
I’m hidin’ big scams for now,
If more writers dare to broach these things,
My spin may come unwound.

[ezo4]

"...in the 90's we got 22 million more jobs

ware I live they were all fake virtual jobs that stole money from people.

[bootless]

That sounds reasonable to me.

Against my better judgment, I watched most of this yecch-fest. Ewww.

I need a shower now.

[Rockitz]

You watched the wrong show! James Woods kicked liberal A$$ on Leno.

[Rockitz]

See my last post #507. I think we've found another potential actor/conservative politician. Maybe a little too abrasive, but right on!

[Rockitz]

James Woods is wonderful on Leno.

Loved it. I hate the LA Slimes and it's bevy of liberal writers. Forget Arnold, let's run James for gov.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

...Actually hillary makes him wear that. Whenever he gets an erection it sends a shock. That man is the single reason why there are pwer outagesin New York.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! thanks Bogey. I needed that laugh, today. Why won't this hideous repulsive horrible man just GO AWAY???????????

[Rockitz]

Dave speaking -- here comes more trash. "Global warming is real..."

Two liberals talking about something they know absolutely nothing about. Now that's novel. NOT!!!!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Oh, sorry...... how about Canada! lol.......

[Clink]

"...(During my administration) we spent time working on this everyday. In fact, we discussed Bin Laden every week.."


I think you misheard him. I heard "During my administration
...we discussed bein' laid every week..."

[DooDahhhh]

When Hil was readin off the names of the dead atWTC yesterday, I wonder if she was takin any responsibility for her husband's actions while he was pres??? If I were her, I could not have spoken those names!

[ChadGore]

I still can't believe he gave a campaign speach on this THAT DAY ! ! !

His raw lust for power is palpable.

[MortMan]

The suitcases under his eyes are unbelieveable.

Shhhh - Those bags are full of white powder!

[NYer]

I think she'll beat the Republican nominee in 2008

She'll be running in 2 years. Mark my words ... write them on your calendar ... prepare to be surprised by the results ... the dems have invested years indoctrinating americans into their mindset through the public education system. She IS that mindset, adored by the minions of sheeples. She's coming and she intends to win.

[metesky]

he never had a "big event" while he was president.

Sure he did! He just had to rush over to that Oval Office sink everytime he had a "big event".
;O)

Boy, Howlin, I go away for four or five days and come back to find you mocking poor 2Timothy3:16's fractured opus, and now mocking the greatest president in history.

Atta girl!

[metesky]

Good grief! My local radio station just used a Clinton/Letterman quote on their 9:00 AM newscast.

"What would the world think if we and England acted unilatterally, without UN approval?"

The show must have been worse than you guys made it sound...

[OldFriend]

Notice he is now dissing Britain too........guess he's mad at ole Tony for standing tall WITH our President.