Clinton on Letterman Live Thread [Masochist Roll Call!!}

9/11/02 | PianoMan

[PianoMan]

Clinton to be on Letterman tonight. For all those who like inflicting pain on themselves, or are hoping he'll make a complete fool of himself or go down in flames....come on board!

[Naspino]

Letterman followed up when the commercial was over: "Paul, how stupid did he make me look?" Paul: "He knows his stuff". So in case you didn't believe the media over the last 8 years Clinton is SMART as opposed to all Republican presidents and candidates over the last 100 years which were ALL stupid. Now -- Clinton who wants Saudia Arabia to put solar panels around the whole equator and everywhere else the climate permits because they could then make money off of energy and still sell their oil... is SMART. Uh-huh..

[Howlin]

Sorry.....LOL.

James Woods, the actor. He has a copy of today's LA Times editorial that he drug out and READ about "feeling today"........he said he had it in case he ever ran into the guy who wrote it so he could smack the crap out of them.

Woods was on a cross country flight and actually observed some of the REAL hijackers scoping out the planes a month or so before 9-11; He contacted the airlines and the FBI.

The morning after 9-11, at 7 a.m. pacific time, he got a call from the FBI, asking if he was the James Woods who reported the possible sketchy people on the flight, he said yes, they said, we want to meet you, he said I'll come right down, they said, "Just open the front door, we're outside your house." It scared the crap out of him.

[Howlin]

Listen to Hardball now...they're going to talk about God.

[Howlin]

ARen't you surprised he wasn't struck dead when he said that?

[Torie]

Thanks, I have never heard of Woods. If Hollywood had to rely on my patronage, the place would be a ghosttown.

[Auntie Mame]

Who is Woods by the way?

James Woods, the movie actor. He's the one also who just one week before 9/11/01 was flying on the Boston flight and reported to the FBI some strange acting Arabic men. He also mentioned to the stewardess that he thought they might be terrorists.

And to everybody on this thread: Outstanding thread. I've been laughing and feeling your pain out here on the left coast. It's been a blast. THANK YOU ALL!

[Naspino]

Ben Stein is making some good remarks on the follow-up show...

[nutmeg]

When is the rerun? I want to see the whole thing......he PITCHED A FIT about the LA Times!

Here in CT, the Tonight Show is rerun at 2:05-3:05AM. However, I'm pretty sure tonight's (9/11/02) guests will actually appear either tomorrow night or the night after in that 2:05AM time slot. In other words, the Tonight Show rerun at 2:05AM this morning will have Jay's guests from last night, or the night before.

[Hamilton2]

I just want the Clinton's to give us back the silverware they stole from the WH.

[AnnO]

I kept waiting for the heavens to open and a lightning bolt to hit him too but it just never did!

[Norman Arbuthnot]

He is so lame, MR. Know it all!

You got that right.

He is such idiot. Can you you imagine if he made the same remarks on O'Reilly's show, or Meet The Press? Even a big RAT cheerleader like Russert would have brutalized him.

I love the way Bubba reduced the problem with Iraq to ONLY chem and bio weapons, completely failing to mentions nukes. Hey brainiac, if we look the other way for a few more years that will solve the problem, right? What a delusional menace to society.

[Auntie Mame]

I LOVE Ben Stein!

[Howlin]

He's one of the few I like; and he hates the Clintons more than I do. He called them TRASH on Entertainment Tonight.

[Mo1]

Ahhhh .. Ray Charles is singing America on MSNBC

Now I'm feeling better

Thank You Ray .. God Bless You

[chnsmok]

Clinton is not qualified to shine Todd Beamer's Child's baby booties.
Clinton is not qualified to shine Todd Beamer's Child's baby booties.
Clinton is not qualified to shine Todd Beamer's Child's baby booties.
That was so good, I just wanted to here it a lot.

[Naspino]

"Is Ussama still alive..?"

Ben Stein "Just because he's Bin and I'm Ben doesn't mean I know him."

[Howlin]

the most telling fact , that exhibits bubba's irrelevancy is, that on a day in which every community in the USA had some type of observance , Bubba has to call in an old Letterman favor just to be seen.

Ding ding ding ding.......you win! Move to the head of the class!

[Howlin]

Ben STein HATES the Clintons, too!

[Pegita]

At least not yet, AnnO ... My most fervent prayers concern the Clintons and all their minions ... added to that is a West Virginia admonition ... there's nothing here that age won't cure.