Al Qaeda website: OSAMA IS DEAD!

CBS News | 09/11/2002

[Pokey78]

CBS just announced that on an Al-Qaeda website in the Sudan, Bin Laden died at TOra Bora!

[xJones]

But the timing of this is interesting. "He's dead, you can all go home now. Nothing more to see and forget about Iraq.

Wow......what a coinkydink, huh? Go figure.

Yeah, a real coinkydink. Today is a day of great national mourning, the American people are madder than hell, and Osama gets thrown to us as dead meat.

[Charles Martel]

Interesting....maybe we are TRYING to bring out the sleeper cells, sort of like deliberately trying to get the pus in a sore to come to a head?

That is a great simile! Islam is a like a huge zit on the hindquarters of the world. Pop that sucker!

[StockAyatollah]

The website is jihad.net.

In other news, Barney the Dinosaur announced his conversion to Islam.

[ThreeYearLurker]

Or could it be Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost?

[Miss Marple]

Aagh!! The pantsuit is on Fox. Linda Vester is interviewing her. Hope she does a good job!

[piasa]

Barney Purpleabad al-Dinosauriman : "I killed you, I killed me, I blew myself into eternity..."

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

EXCELLENT!

[Gumlegs]

Me: Gee ... which has less credibility? CBS or Al-Qaeda?

ET(end tyranny) LOL Is this a trick question? Neither, they both lie.

Just think how easily the question will illustrate the concept of negative numbers.

[witnesstothefall]

Well if it's printed somewhere it must be true. I'm constantly amazed how folks on this board believe just about anything as long as it appears in a media outlet, any media outlet. In this particular case, I now believe the opposite is true, that is, that Osama is indeed alive. Al Queda has a lot more reason to issue a lie on the subject today on 9/11 than it does to divulge what would be an important truth. I'm glad he's alive. I hope to see him in chains and looking very small in a cour of Law. More importantly I hope to see all of Islam see those images.

[Corporate Law]

You made a perfect analogy.

[Conservative til I die]

While that WHOIS definitely is fishy, do you expect them to say Owner: OSAMA AND FRIENDS! DEATH TO AMERICA!?????????????

[KC_Conspirator]

They don't understand it at all. Not even a little bit.

For example, if you remember Bush and his administration have always called for the destruction of "terror networks" instead of just calling for the capture or death of Osama Bin Laden. The faulty thinking of the democrats/liberals is that Al Queda is a top down organization and when OBL goes, then we can call the war success since he leads Al Queda and is the source of their funding.

Now if anyone did a little research in the media or at the DNC you would know that this is not the case. Al Queda has its own disaster recovery plan should OBL die so that these savages can continue their dirty work. All you have to do is read a best seller like Stephen Emerson's American Jihad to understand this. But apparently liberals are not too keen on doing any homework.

A more sinister explanation of their ignorance is that since OBL's body has not been found, then they can lord it over Bush for political purposes. They then claim that Bush has failed since OBL has not been caught or killed, with the reality being that it Al Queda and other terror networks are much bigger than that.

[kinganamort]

thats all i saw too

[sanchmo]

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Burn in hell, UBL.

[Dog]

I am at jehad.net and have a translator running....I don't see anything that says Bin Laden is dead...

[Conservative til I die]

BUT OBL isn't burly. Yes I know that early news reports can be very inaccurate, but...

[Mitchell]

While that WHOIS definitely is fishy, do you expect them to say Owner: OSAMA AND FRIENDS! DEATH TO AMERICA!?????????????

Of course not (although I wouldn't be that surprised at something brazen). But it won't say "Jihad to Destroy Barney".

[Dog]

See 235...

[justshe]

She didn't, imo.

[Dog]

His sidekick...Sulaman is tho...