[Mudboy Slim]

How 'bout this one, my FRiend?!

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly crows...
"Respect EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals loathe all that's Good and Right...
The Righteous must fight this War!!
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick Left'll go!?!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or Presuhdent...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's Burnt Stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Congressional Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

26 October 2002...DeeCee FReepers' Rally fer the Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)...Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)

[steveegg]

There we go; something I can play in my head (complete with Robert Plant's wailing voice, Jimmy Page's wailing guitar work, and John Bonham's precision drums).

[blackie]

The RATS are in disarray...eradicate the rodents !!

Fire Democrats, Hire Republicans !!

GWB Is The Man !!

Snuff Saddam, NOW !!

Death To all Tyrant's !!

The Second Amendment...
America's Original Homeland Security !!

Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!

Molon Labe !

[Mudboy Slim]

So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville yesterday, scratchin' my beard and wondering how the heck the Right's gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti-American Leftist RAT Whore'd, when it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'...."Led Zeppelin IV...aka Zoso!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Oprah Tells Streisand/Belafonte to Stick It!! Sodom Beware!!"

Just a coupla days ago, Rush was talking about how America is NOT a "Racist Nation" if Oprah can become the wealthiest entertainer in the Biz, and Limbaugh noted in an aside that Oprah was "potentially one of the most culturally-damaging" (paraphrased) forces in our Culture today. He was speaking about her emotionalization of issues, I believe, at the expense of intellectualizing solutions, but I still feel the time coincidence is striking.

Go Rush Go Oprah Go...MUD