[RightOnline]

""George Bush has all the Arabs under his control, the whole world under his control," said Nizar Jamil, 29, a salesman in Ramallah."

Oh, horse hockey, Nizar. You're just bitter 'cause you drew a shi**y patch for your sales territory.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Talk about Ramallah being a tough sales territory for Ol' Nizar, he has the Haddassah franchise for sales of Jewish stars, Israeli flags and autographed photos of Ariel Sharon.