JANET RENO LOSES IN FLA!!!!

Fox News Network | 09-10-02 | Self

[Lazamataz]

I have mixed feelings about this. I wish she would have won the primary, so she would be so flattened in November by Jeb.

[gcruse]

      Ms Chokesondick
      becomes past tense.

[altair]

Oh I hope fat legs Hillary runs for the Democrats in 2004! She will go down in flames!!

You are over-optimistic. Hillary! will be a formidable opponent when she decides to run. She's ruthless, totally lacking in ethics and morals and will do anything to win. She's also not dumber than dirt like the last Democratic candidate for President.

[Constitution Day]

BTTT!

[BenR2]

Big Defeat? Was she incinerated inside a wooden dormitory? Was she shot by ATF agents while she held her baby in her arms (assuming for purposes of this rant that she were heterosexual)? Was she dragged away screaming in the middle of the night as a present to Fidel Castro?

No defeat is big enough for that hideous excuse for a human being.

Thank you for your eloquence. Without doubt you have just posted the "post of the week."

[Enterprise]

Reno suffered defeat? I thought her problem was smelly armpits.

[Lazamataz]

Local ABC affiliate in Orlando says Palm Beach, Dade, and Brevard counties are not nearly finished reporting. Reno considering a legal challenge.

No.
Effing.
Way.

They wouldn't be that foolish. Would they?

[inflorida]

What celebration? If Reno won then Bush would be a lock for reelection. Now there will actually be a contest.

Exactly what I am thinking. This is not good news.

[BradyLS]

America repudiates yet another Clinton crony. Oh I hope fat legs Hillary runs for the Democrats in 2004! She will go down in flames!!

Sorry to be the cup of coffee, but I remember how Rush said that there was NO WAY "Neewyoikahs" would elect Hillary! as their U.S. Senator. "The New York media will EAT HER ALIVE!" he said. Yeah, well, they ate her, alright-- all the way to the Senate. Thing is, that witch has more voodoo majik than any two Fates and I don't count her out of anything. I don;t want Hillary for President-- of anything. Class President, Glee Club President, whatever. Don;t just say "she won't win." We gotta get out there and vote against her!

[A CA Guy]

I wrote Summer who tells us everything about Bush.
I've half expected her to post The Jeb Bush You Never Knew 23... He changes bed pans at a retirement home at night. LOL
I want Jeb to win, but I must admit, I hate a challenge to him in this case. After 2000, if her were unseated, it would be to send a message. It would be the wrong message.

Jeb Bush's seat is the most symbolic and political seat in the country this election. I sure hope Republicans are getting ready to pour national monies into his campaign. He is a must win IMO!

[Dallas]

LOSER !

[HardStarboard]

>>>Did Janet appear shaken by the news? <<<

She must have seen defeat coming. She was shaken even before the votes were in!

ROTFLMAO....nice one Paul!

[okie01]

"Clinton dumped his former cabinet members. Total betrayal."

Like Gore, they were all chosen for their slavish loyalty and limited ability to calculate two and two. Clinton didn't want anybody outshining him. Nor did he want anybody who might have the guts to challenge his corruption.

Consequently, none of these inferiors were capable of running a capable campaign on their own. And Clinton wasn't about to back a bunch of midgets.

He used 'em. Now, he's losin' 'em...

[ravinson]

Time for a blast from the past:

JANET’S FIRE, by Slick Willie
(parody of Maggie's Farm")

I ain't gonna worry 'bout Janet's Fire no more.
I ain't gonna worry 'bout Janet's Fire no more.
Well, I wake in the morning,
Scold my men and feel your pain.
I got a head full of her b.s.,
That chick is drivin' me insane.
Waco was a game Janet dreamed up
With dumb Al Gore.

I ain't gonna worry 'bout Waco blunders no more.
I ain't gonna worry 'bout Waco blunders no more.
We're in a hell of a pickle,
Cause Reno tends to fly blind,
And she has to learn spin,
When she's caught in a bind,
It may be time to kick her ass
Right out the door.

I ain't gonna worry 'bout Janet's job no more.
I ain't gonna worry 'bout Janet's job no more.
When she talks she makes me nervous,
About this land and God and law.
Everybody says,
Put the blame on that old broad.
She's about sixty-eight,
But thinks like twenty-four.

I ain't gonna worry about Janet's fraud no more.
I ain't gonna worry about Janet's fraud no more.
Well, I may stick my cigar,
In her face just for kicks.
That bedlam at Waco,
Was El Reno's trip.
And the agents in charge,
Declared that war.

I ain't gonna worry 'bout Janet's Fire no more.
I ain't gonna worry 'bout Janet's Fire no more.
Well, I'm trying my best,
To do just what I can,
But everyone wants me,
To rig Justice for them.
I have flings with young babes
When I get bored.

From:

[Bad~Rodeo]

This Dick Butkis with boobs

Heyyy, i like Dick Butkis, granted he needs a BRO====>...(thanks to Michael Richards)...L~

[300winmag]

Take heart. Not too many years ago, they were making the same kind of jokes about the New England Patriots. Things can change.

The Lions have been mediocre for 40-some years now. In the last few years, they've gotten even worse. A 3-13 season will be hailed as a great improvement over last year's 2-14 performance.

[Petronski]

She's not defeated until some rogue Federal appointee orders her house incinerated, as she waits inside, at the point of a tank gun barrel.

[Coop]

Folks, don't be too premature about this call. We all know about Florida election calls. Her strongholds are just coming in, and I heard from Torie that Janet was carrying one county by a 3:1 margin. If that trend holds, she'd make up about 40K votes. Reno's on thin ice, but she hasn't broken through just yet.

[kstewskis]

BWAAAAHHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!

Now go take your little red wagon...er...truck, and SCRAM!

[Jorge]

I can't believe that a child killing, rapist supporting, lesbian could be defeated in an election!

Especially in America. The Great Satan deserves Janet Reno.