[steamroller]

You may be on to something.I think the best part of Lauer never got into his mother-he wouldn't make a pimple on a man's ass.How would you like to be a male assistant to that scumbag Katie Couric?

[DWSUWF]

"...How would you like to be a male assistant to that scumbag Katie Couric?..."

I wonder of any of his off-camera duties involve running his cracked and bleeding tongue up the back of a pair of scuffed six inch stiletto heels reeking of equal measures of porno theater floor stikum and foot odor?

That vacant, stupid expression he often parks his face in makes me wonder if he's felt the sweet kiss of the lash and occasionally enjoys reliving the memory of it.

[stlrocket]

Perhaps this recent picture of macho Matt will explain the limp wrist comment.

"CAMEL TOE" MATT