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Brian Allen, Post #2018:

The top ten reasons I am still a Happy FReeper:

10. It's almost 5:00PM Eastern and this spam post will stop consuming bandwith then;

9. Clive sends me the latest on Rhodesia/Zimbabwe every quarter hour or so;

8. I got to hit "Abuse" for the first time ever day before yesterday;

7. Where else in the world could a nice feller like me go to be mortally offended and deeply wounded on a regular basis by the insults of those who really like him?

6. I'd better hurry 'cause it's 5 to 5 and I type really slowly;

5. There is simply not another forum on Earth upon which so many like minds can come together in our endeavour to save Human Civilization -- Good -- FRom those tangible manifestations of the forces of Evil that would destroy it;

4. Noone else has offered me such a prize as that offered here for doing so little to please him -- um -- her; [?]

3. JohnHuang2, Pokey78, MeeknMing; SaberTooth et al send me stuff that makes me cry;

2. Some of the folks in [7] above have become closer FRiends to me and more valuable than my very own siblings and;

1. It's 5:00PM Eastern Time and I think I just made it?

Forgiven Sinner, Post #1508

TOP TEN REASONS WHY
I'm Still a Happy Freeper.

10. Ten Ann Coulter threads a day are not too much!

9. I love viewing FR through a spray of coffee on my screen.

8. I'm being paid to waste time at work!

7. I sing kareoke to Doug_From_Uplands songs at the neighborhood liberal bar.

6. I have a sinus infection and the regular irrigation I get from reading FR while drinking keeps it under control.

5. FR is James Bond and I'm his gal and in liberal bashing "Nobody Does It Better".

4. I love reading duplicate threads, just in case anyone posts an Ann Coulter or Anna Kornikova picture.

3. I get enough anti-global warming ammunition to leave my Green Peace friends gasping like whales impaled on a old growth redwood during a brush fire. The water for fire fighting is, of course, used to breed snail darters.

2. The day isn't really complete for me unless I've read 200-300 posts on predestination or Creation vs Evolution.

And the number one reason I'm still a happy Freeper:

1. Two words . . .

MARK STEYN