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Forgiven Sinner, Post #1508

TOP TEN REASONS WHY
I'm Still a Happy Freeper.

10. Ten Ann Coulter threads a day are not too much!

9. I love viewing FR through a spray of coffee on my screen.

8. I'm being paid to waste time at work!

7. I sing kareoke to Doug_From_Uplands songs at the neighborhood liberal bar.

6. I have a sinus infection and the regular irrigation I get from reading FR while drinking keeps it under control.

5. FR is James Bond and I'm his gal and in liberal bashing "Nobody Does It Better".

4. I love reading duplicate threads, just in case anyone posts an Ann Coulter or Anna Kornikova picture.

3. I get enough anti-global warming ammunition to leave my Green Peace friends gasping like whales impaled on a old growth redwood during a brush fire. The water for fire fighting is, of course, used to breed snail darters.

2. The day isn't really complete for me unless I've read 200-300 posts on predestination or Creation vs Evolution.

And the number one reason I'm still a happy Freeper:

1. Two words . . .


MARK STEYN

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Harpo11, Post #1229

Why I'm Still A HAppy FReeper

by Harpo

1) I can be all that I want to be.
2) I can post pictures.
3) I can post words.
4) I can read words.
5) I can see pictures.
6) I can learn things.
7) I can laugh.
8) I can reach for the cybersky.
9) I can swear.
10) I am free.

[Mudboy Slim]

"7. I sing kareoke to Doug_From_Uplands songs at the neighborhood liberal bar."

You, too?! Ain't it a hoot?!!

FReegards...MUD

[doug from upland]

You get in their faces and sing my songs? I didn't know. Thanks.