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Brian Allen, Post #2018:

The top ten reasons I am still a Happy FReeper:

10. It's almost 5:00PM Eastern and this spam post will stop consuming bandwith then;

9. Clive sends me the latest on Rhodesia/Zimbabwe every quarter hour or so;

8. I got to hit "Abuse" for the first time ever day before yesterday;

7. Where else in the world could a nice feller like me go to be mortally offended and deeply wounded on a regular basis by the insults of those who really like him?

6. I'd better hurry 'cause it's 5 to 5 and I type really slowly;

5. There is simply not another forum on Earth upon which so many like minds can come together in our endeavour to save Human Civilization -- Good -- FRom those tangible manifestations of the forces of Evil that would destroy it;

4. Noone else has offered me such a prize as that offered here for doing so little to please him -- um -- her; [?]

3. JohnHuang2, Pokey78, MeeknMing; SaberTooth et al send me stuff that makes me cry;

2. Some of the folks in [7] above have become closer FRiends to me and more valuable than my very own siblings and;

1. It's 5:00PM Eastern Time and I think I just made it?

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Dianna, Post#738

Ok the Top Ten Reasons I'm still posting on this thread..

10. No one has yet mentioned how vey series this is.
9. I can't get enough of Blues Duke's wacky pack pictures.
8. I've never seen Ash post and would hate to miss it if he shows up.
7. I can't leave until there is bloodshed.
6.Maybe someone REALLY clever will contribute to your contest.
5. Perhaps Jim Rob will show up and kick us all out of his house and I couldn't bear to miss the end of FR.
4. I exist only on the fringes here and am dying to be a part of the "big stuff".
3. I'm hoping that BADJOE will come back and change his name to GOODJOE.
2. Doug from Upland hasn't memorialized this in song yet.

And the number one reason I'm still posting here is....I still haven't found out what happened to the brown dog with the girlfriend in the car of the guy with all the guns.

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BluesDuke, Post#724

TOP TEN REASONS WHY (and here you have an option of themes) (1) I'm Still Posting in This Thread...

ok, for what it's worth...

10) I'd like to see it make 1,000 posts before six PDT.
9) I'd like to have a lot of last-minute fun before the real flood of deadly serious 9/11 anniversary threads surges.
8) I'd like to see it make 5,000 posts before midnight.
7) I want to see who's going to start the next flame war within the thread.
6) I'd like to see it make 10,000 posts before six tomorrow morning.
5) I'm waiting to see whether the next flame war on the thread moves from flame war to nuclear meltdown before the Robinsons get wise.
4) I'd like to see it make 100,000 posts before the New York Mets lose a home game again. (Yeah! - like that's gonna happen!)
3) It's Friday, and we're supposed to be wasting our time having fun.
2) The Oakland Athletics haven't started winning their 21st game in a row.

And, the number one reason why I'm still posting on this thread...

1) You mean I need a reason? Well, I tried... ;)

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JulieRNR21, Post #680

I am a Happy Freeper because....

10. Just knowing there is a place like FR makes me smile..

9. I learn more truth on this Forum in 5 minutes than an hour spent reading the lefty press...

8. The people who post here are sometimes smart; often sassy and always opine....

7. I like the lyrics doug from upland writes to his song parodies...

6. FR is the only place I can reveal without shame that I spit at the TV everytime I see x42...

5. I like Daily Dose of Dubya thread because I can see pictures of GWB with real Americans that my liberal newspaper won't print....

4. I like the FR Finest thread where I can meet & learn about other Freepers...

3. Thanks to FR I learned HTML from another Freeper and I enjoy posting graphics like this...

2. I'm glad that I have place on the WWW where I can find for news, help, advice, prayers, humor, information, ideas, and friendship....

And the #1 reason I'm a Happy Freeper is......

1. I love to FREEP.....in a protest, via email, letters, or polls!

Mud, you *must* link to the hyperlink to see all the bouncing yellow graphics: this post is incomplete without viewing original entry here: Entry

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dubyagee, Post #667

TOP TEN REASONS WHY (and here you have an option of themes) (1) I'm Still Posting in This Thread

1. Laughter is the best medicine.
2.Human nature is often entertaining.
3.Watching conservatives 'eat their own' reminds me I'd rather have a cheese sandwich.
4.Enjoy watching history repeat itself
5.Enjoy posting nonsense in the midst of those who think they aren't
6.Gives me the illusion of being 'one of the crowd.'
7.Brings back memories of Junior High.
8.It helps to acknowledge one's weaknesses.
9.It's that rubberneck thing, man.
10. I don't know, help me God!

[M Kehoe]

FWIW

10. The Dose
9. Caption This
8. Moose and cheese
7. FR's Finest
6. Comments that make me spew beer, coffee, coke,etc. on my keyboard and monitor.
5. Meeting FReepers online and offline and making FRiends.
4. FReeps
3. USO Canteen
2. ATRW

And the number one reason...

1. Liberals, democRATS, socialist, etc. hate us.

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[Mudboy Slim]

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